Thank you, sister! This is a very concise illustration of DEMONSTRABLE harm UNIQUE to female persons of the impregnable kind. Naturally, impregnation is not visible, only *female* is. And the aesthetic markers of being female are exaggerated by femininity for (male) reasons of target practice.
lets list every single kind of pasta and claim that they are all unique. cous-cous is the ultimate special snowflake, because its pasta, but nobody knows it, including him. or, her. whatever.
This is a very concise illustration of DEMONSTRABLE harm UNIQUE to female persons of the impregnable kind. Naturally, impregnation is not visible, only *female* is. And the aesthetic markers of being female are exaggerated by femininity for (male) reasons of target practice.
YES! i suppose teh transwomens will be very upset that their rapes are covered here too…under the female-specific harms of rape. and NOT TEH TRANS SPECIFIC ANYTHING. exaggerated feminity indeed. target practice, indeed. spaghetti, meet wall. theirs slides down. oh well! doesnt change what it is, at all.
You know of course that this means that we just have one more privilege… pasta privilege!!!!!! Oh, and we oppress everyone who doesn’t have pas-privilege.
Noanodyne: Because we FABwomen are impregnable (pasta can stick to our wall), we are oppressing others less fortunate with our fear of pregnancy and the suffering we go through every time we abort (not because we feel guilty for killing teh bbs, but because that shit hurts! and it costs money! etc!) or miscarry or give birth to and are almost always stuck raising a child we didn’t want.
Oppressors!! Let’s own our privilege!!
Just think of all the trans women who would KILL!!! to have babies! And here we bitches are, complaining about this PRIVILEGE that we didn’t even EARN, we were just BORN WITH and DON’T APPRECIATE!* We just need to shut up and eat that wall-pasta.
I think I know what the next right-wing anti-abortion propaganda will be. “You selfish bitches, aborting … there could be a wonderful transwoman willing to give that innocent life a good nuclear family, gender-role-reinforcing upbringing!”
* Language taken almost word for word from a trans account of his “EARNED WOMANHOOD!!!”, just modified to mean “impregnability” instead of “‘right’ to practice hyperemphasized femininity without homophobic (as opposed to misogynist) backlash.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! yes. the thing about teh transwomen (and all MAABs) is that they are unable to differentiate between a WANTED and an UNWANTED pregnancy. born-women want wanted-pregnancies too. thats what makes them WANTED: the act or feeling of WANTING THEM.
joy: “Because we FABwomen are impregnable (pasta can stick to our wall), we are oppressing others less fortunate with our fear of pregnancy”
OOOHHHHHH, NOW I GET IT. We have that extra privileged opportunity to be masochistically terrified and imprisoned and subjected and in pain and horrified and sick with worry and just plain old sick!! It’s not just that we get the pasta privilege, it’s that we get pasta pain privilege!!!! If it didn’t hurt, if it weren’t difficult and dangerous, if we weren’t forever changed by it, it would just be plain old boring noodles with no butter or sauce! But we get all these special masochistic privileges, spaghetti with red sauce and meatballs!! damn us!!!!!
Where’s the spaghetti background?
Thank you, sister! This is a very concise illustration of DEMONSTRABLE harm UNIQUE to female persons of the impregnable kind. Naturally, impregnation is not visible, only *female* is. And the aesthetic markers of being female are exaggerated by femininity for (male) reasons of target practice.
I realize this post is offensive to spaghetti.
I realize this post is offensive to spaghetti.
And pasta in general?
Won’t someone please think of the rigatoni!!1!1!
YES! i suppose teh transwomens will be very upset that their rapes are covered here too…under the female-specific harms of rape. and NOT TEH TRANS SPECIFIC ANYTHING. exaggerated feminity indeed. target practice, indeed. spaghetti, meet wall. theirs slides down. oh well! doesnt change what it is, at all.
You know of course that this means that we just have one more privilege… pasta privilege!!!!!! Oh, and we oppress everyone who doesn’t have pas-privilege.
Noanodyne: Because we FABwomen are impregnable (pasta can stick to our wall), we are oppressing others less fortunate with our fear of pregnancy and the suffering we go through every time we abort (not because we feel guilty for killing teh bbs, but because that shit hurts! and it costs money! etc!) or miscarry or give birth to and are almost always stuck raising a child we didn’t want.
Oppressors!! Let’s own our privilege!!
Just think of all the trans women who would KILL!!! to have babies! And here we bitches are, complaining about this PRIVILEGE that we didn’t even EARN, we were just BORN WITH and DON’T APPRECIATE!* We just need to shut up and eat that wall-pasta.
I think I know what the next right-wing anti-abortion propaganda will be. “You selfish bitches, aborting … there could be a wonderful transwoman willing to give that innocent life a good nuclear family, gender-role-reinforcing upbringing!”
* Language taken almost word for word from a trans account of his “EARNED WOMANHOOD!!!”, just modified to mean “impregnability” instead of “‘right’ to practice hyperemphasized femininity without homophobic (as opposed to misogynist) backlash.”
To clarify: that comment was snark, except for the parentheses about the actual, as opposed to male-projected, pain of abortion.
That shit really does hurt, and it does cost money, even though we aren’t feeling guilty about killing teh bbs.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! yes. the thing about teh transwomen (and all MAABs) is that they are unable to differentiate between a WANTED and an UNWANTED pregnancy. born-women want wanted-pregnancies too. thats what makes them WANTED: the act or feeling of WANTING THEM.
joy: “Because we FABwomen are impregnable (pasta can stick to our wall), we are oppressing others less fortunate with our fear of pregnancy”
OOOHHHHHH, NOW I GET IT. We have that extra privileged opportunity to be masochistically terrified and imprisoned and subjected and in pain and horrified and sick with worry and just plain old sick!! It’s not just that we get the pasta privilege, it’s that we get pasta pain privilege!!!! If it didn’t hurt, if it weren’t difficult and dangerous, if we weren’t forever changed by it, it would just be plain old boring noodles with no butter or sauce! But we get all these special masochistic privileges, spaghetti with red sauce and meatballs!! damn us!!!!!