women love. men dont.

men love women the way anyone who likes toast a lot might “love” a nice toaster.  its not the same thing as when women love men, or when women love other people.  thats real love.  there should be completely different words for them, but theres not.  this is deliberate.

dont fall for it. 

or, if you already have, try to get help, before its too late.

(this was written with someone in mind.  she fell for it; had a moment of clarity; and is now falling for it again.)  ugh.

hell hath no fury

universal experience?

ONLY is not the same thing as ALL.  thank you.

Let’s play the name game!

pick between 2 and 11 of your favorite girl-names, circa 1985 (or from whenever you were about 10 years old).  add one completely made-up name, a bizarre alternate spelling to a real name, or a name you read in a fantasy-book, preferably one that ends with -wyn.  put them together in a way that sounds complicated, then add to your real last name.  or heck, make up a new last name too.  congratulations,  you now have your new transwoman name.  now you try!!11!111

srsly, this *naming* shit is so offensive.  it actually angers me when i see it.  and it appears to be official: 99% of all persons currently answering to the name “dana” are actually MTF trans.  that is all.

Sound familiar?

why would anyone become enraged over an object being used for its intended purpose?  i dont get it.  those feminists must be crazy.  you know, or something.

we are occupy wall street. join us, bitches!

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hot chicks only need apply.  if you arent hot, or if you dont want to end up in “OWS girls gone wild” without your permission, just keep your head down, preferably inside one of the OWS mens sleeping bags.

we are totes political.  we support male power in all its forms, which evokes sexual politics, but lets save *that* discussion for another time and place mkay?  how does *never* and *nowhere* sound?  great.

rape. its an optical illusion.

have you tried to shield yourself with an optical illusion lately?  it doesnt work.  a sieve has fewer holes.

oh, and if you just adjust your perspective, laydees, the problem of rape goes away.  its an illusion afterall!  like rainbows.  and…chivalry.

slutwalk. it doesnt challenge rape culture. at all.

and men shouldnt be involved.

slutwalk baltimore image from here.

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idiots!

stop misusing this quote!  jesus.

that duck quacks like a man

thankfully, elizabeth hungerford and cathy brennan have put this one to bed.  next!  (click on graphic to view in full size).