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summer shoe sale!!!11!!1 (ps. men hate you)

July 22, 2011

i got this in my inbox this morning from shoes.com.  their political commentary advertising copy wasnt honest of course, so i added my own.  (click on image to see full-size.)

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12 Comments
  1. July 22, 2011 1:50 pm

    This is hysterical!! And oooh, I like your boat shoes!!!

  2. July 22, 2011 2:19 pm

    bahahaha thanks UP! and those are MENS boat shoes mkay? the WOMENS and the MENS shoes are STRICTLY DELINEATED.

    i thought you were supposed to be on vacation? 😛

  3. July 22, 2011 2:42 pm

    HA! Love it.

  4. July 22, 2011 4:17 pm

    Awesome squared 🙂

    I refuse to wear high heels — which upsets a few of my more traditionally-minded students – -and shop solely at Allan’s House of Shoes for Lesbians, Nuns, Diabetics, and Schoolteachers.

  5. zeph permalink
    July 23, 2011 12:14 am

    Excellent, I would add broken ankles, and unbroken ankles.

  6. July 23, 2011 1:50 am

    phonaesthetica, i shop there too. :p dansko clogs and birkenstocks all the way!

  7. KatieS permalink
    July 23, 2011 3:53 am

    “Make legs look longer” vs “length of legs doesn’t matter” Priceless!

    Women’s and Men’s boat shoes–for feminine and masculine boats no doubt?

  8. July 23, 2011 4:43 am

    FCM, yay! Also, Earth shoes, which have a NEGATIVE heel! Oh, how I love it!

  9. KatieS permalink
    July 23, 2011 3:50 pm

    Merrell’s for the Lesbian, Nuns, Schoolteacher, Spinster :D, Diabetic, House of Shoes. Merrells have styles that are indistinguishable between mens and womens shoes, seem to be the same degree of durability and price, etc. Depends on the size and shape of your foot.

  10. July 23, 2011 4:18 pm

    oh merrill sandals are absolutely the most comfortable sandals i have ever worn. ever! i alternate between merrells and birks if im walking alot (like miles and miles) and i never have any problems. LOVE!

  11. July 27, 2011 4:09 pm

    Here we are, bonding over shoes 😉

  12. July 27, 2011 7:30 pm

    Everyone can hate on my shoe-bonding, I don’t care. I like your cat, too! And I wanna talk about it. I’m chatty, ok?

    PS. I never found boat shoes for my vacay. I still want them! I’m a gender-bender!!11!11!!

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